we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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