Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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