also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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