apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
