I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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