maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You were trust falling into bushes
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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