Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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