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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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