He had one of those small greek statue penises
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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