Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i was born a porn star she said
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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