big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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