your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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