check it out our google latitudes are spooning
wat bout pragnant strippers??
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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