what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
