I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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