another moral hangover. fuck.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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