I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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