my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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