Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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