Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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