I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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