did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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