Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Randomize
