it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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