I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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