I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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