Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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