Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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