So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Randomize
