i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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