Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
