5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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