So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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