honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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