I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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