Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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