But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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