eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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