normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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