i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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