we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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