I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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