I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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