Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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