Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
