then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
be right there i have to get my cape
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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