Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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