i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
this will be a night to untag.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
