i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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