What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You know, be my cock's hype man.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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