nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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