chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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